Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
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28 Jul 14 at 12 pm

pippinforthewin:

The Lord of the Rings: Actual Book Dialogue

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tags: lmao  doe  OMG  LOTR 
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20 Jul 14 at 10 pm

apolloniasaintclair:

Apollonia Saintclair 511 - L’extatique (The ecstatic)

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apolloniasaintclair:

Apollonia Saintclair 511 - L’extatique (The ecstatic)

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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